A husband and wife decide on a code language whenever they feel like having
lovemaking to escape the attention of their son.
According to the code language, the wife will be the typewriter and the husband will act as the typist.
However, they had a petty quarrel a few days ago and were not talking to each other.
One day the husband gets into the mood and he can’t hold any longer.
So he sends a word to his wife through the son.
The son comes and tells her, “Mom, dad wants to use the typewriter.”
The wife was having her period at that time and she thought for a while and said,
“Tell dad, he can’t because the red ribbon is on now,” she said.
However, the husband misunderstands that it was a deliberate excuse on her part.
Next day the son comes to his dad on an errand from his mom this time and tells him, “Dad, mom said it is okay now; the red ribbon is removed and you can type.”
The husband then tells his son, “Tell your mom I don’t need to type now.
It was urgent, so I’ve already written with my hand!”
Little Suzie and her mom are walking a beach
One day, little Suzie and her mom are walking down a beach when they see a couple having lovemaking.
Little Suzie asks her mother, “What are they doing?”
And her mother replies, “They’re baking a cake”
So that she doesn’t have to explain make love to little Suzie.
Later that day, after mom has tucked little Suzie into bed, little Suzie’s dad comes home.
Mom and dad decide to have lovemaking on the couch.
The next morning, little Suzie goes up to mom and asks,
“Mommy, were you and daddy baking a cake last night?”
Mom replies, “Yes we were, Suzie. How did you know?”
Suzie replies, “Cause I saw some icing on the couch.”
